You need a note delivering as quick as a whippet? I’m your bat! I can cover a hundred miles in a single night and be back with a reply by morning!

I’ve been training for years, see. Flying over mountains, through the forests, even through the smoggy elf cities, filling my lungs with dust and my ears with noise. No wind, no storm, no snow, no ice; no, none of it will stop me. I’ve crossed great oceans, flown high above the world, and been back on the palm of your hand in the blink of an eye.

Payment? Yes please, I take an array of things, including insects, fruits, berries, small nick-nicks, gems. Got any broken jewellery? I can use it, let’s barter! I’m real good at bartering!