Uh-oh. Perhaps I shouldn’t have eaten those pretty berries…

You know how it is. You’re trying to be good and to eat sensibly, so you reward yourself with a healthy treat like juicy ripe berries… but I should have checked the books before eating something quite so enticing. I can’t help it, dragons like shiny things! Colourful and bright and with such a lovely smell… I was powerless. One nibble, two nibbles, and a whole crop was devoured.

More fool me, I guess. Bright pink with gold and silver swirls, smelling of chocolate and honey and other good things, shining in the afternoon sun? It was probably a fae or goblin trap. I suspect smaller beings would have a worse time of it than a gross tongue rash.