I found a wand! I found a wa- No don’t throw it! Why would you do that? My special holly wand, chosen especially for me…

I know it’s mine. It was the best stick of the bunch, with all the spiky leaves missing so I can carry it in my teeth, and the holly matches with my hat. No doubt, it’s destiny.

Wait, wh- fine, just wrestle it out my mouth, see if I care. You’re going to throw it again, aren’t you? You humans, you’re so strange.

But see, even when it falls in a pile of other sticks, I can find mine in an instant. We have a link, you see, just as mages have with their wands. Holly and I cannot be apa-

WILL YOU STOP THROWING IT, YOU BUFFOON!