The dragon? His name’s Garthdee. He broke his wing a few years back and took to swimming while it healed. Seems now he favours it, splashing in the campus lake like a pup.

We don’t mind. He’s a great chance for the students here to study an adult dragon, and his bad jokes keep tensions down around exam season. Every year, Master Gann will ask Garth to pose for the students, and every year he gleefully obliges, taking great pride in his claws and “handsome neck.”

If you want to make friends with him, practice your puns and bring extra sandwiches to share. He likes cheese and pickle.